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They are back

As some of you may have noticed, I took some time off. I went to Iraq, met with Shabibi and took Okie, Dan, Tony and Poppy. When we started walking towards the vehicle to head to the airport, which happened to be a short bus and walking out of a mental institute; Dan and Tony were arguing about how much money they’ve actually scammed off people from their site. Soon after Okie realized his site was so fucking shitty he hadn’t made a dime and the RV meter was stuck on 92% – cash in soon.

Once we arrived Okie, Dan and Tony called up all of their high level, 3-letter agency contacts. Remember from previous posts, they are all janitors scooping terds from the shitter.

The good news is this; WE ARE THERE! Okie has finally decided to stop holding back so much and he’s giving his word that it’s happening! I’m so excited. Dan and Tony are feeling the same way as well. They don’t want to hold back any more and they are making it official.

Friends of dontdrinkthepunch, we are all rich. So here is what I think everyone should do. Go max your credit cards out this afternoon. Buy big screens, furniture, new cars whatever you can because cash out is Monday/Tuesday. Wow it feels good to be back!

here are some of the posts which have made me realize how smart these guys are:

9-8-2011  Guru TonyTNT   I’ve gotten several calls today…Heard the rate has been pushed through the ust, and passed on to financial institutions, forex, banks etc…Got the live rate today.  Forex said live, sitting on the board. They see it, have a green light.  Looking for a positive night. We are within hours if not days for this to happen.

9-9-2011  Guru Poppy 2   I SEE THE END BEFORE THE WEEK END,  AS PRIME TIME.  THE BUDGET BEING RELEASED MEANS THEY HAVE TO RV. THE BUDGET WAS AROUND 90.2 BILlION AND TODAY THEY SHOWED SOMEWHERE AROIUND 20.4 BILLION SO DO THE MATH, THATS AROUND $3.50 FOR THE MINIMUM RV RATE?? WITH KUWAIT BEING AT $3.66 THAT PUTS US WITHIN THE .10 CENTS THAT I HAVE BEEN SAYING FOR TWO YEARS.
9-92011  Guru Okie_Oil_Man(via Ghost)   HE IS MORE OPTIMISTIC THAN EVER. HE HAS TALKED AROUND THE GLOBE TO BANKERS, INVESTORS, FOREX MANAGERS, GOV OFFICIALS AND US GOV OFFICIALS–HE SAID THE MEETING LAST WEEK IN JACKSON HOLE WYOMING WAS THE DETERMINING FACTOR TO INITIATE THE R/V AND THE CONFIRMED DATE AND RATE WAS MADE PUBLIC ONLY TO A FEW.  OKIE IS PRIVLEDGED ENOUGH TO HAVE INTEL FROM 1 OF THE ATTENDEES. THIS PRAYERFULLY WILL BE THE LAST FRIDAY YOU WILL HAVE TO BE CONCERNED OVER THE DATE AND RATE–HE SAID–IT IS UPON US

9-9-2011  Guru Okie_Oil_Man(via ghost)  THIS COMING WEEKEND WILL HAVE AN INTERNATIONAL GLOBAL IMPACT ON THE WORLD CURRENCY’S–THERE ARE 158 COUNTRIES THAT WILL EITHER R/V OR D/V THIS WEEKEND. IRAQ IS ONE OF THEM

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I went to DinarGuru to get a summary of all the dumb mother fuckers walking the Earth and decided to speak and here is what I found. How realistic does this sound? AND what the fuck is up with all the green light talk? Between that and “someone just needs to push the button” it chaps my fucking ass! These dinar gurus really are mental patients!

8-10-2011  Guru Bluwolf   all banks are locked and loaded so the light should be green and the rate is that what I said many moons ago, the cbi site crashing is not so, its just that all system has been activated.

They’re back and so am I !

So if you’ve paid any attention to the Dinar fucktards lately, they’ve had a resurgence! Their cash flow must have been getting low because they are out in full force. Titty bars throughout West Virginia are shutting down without Dan and Tony’s dinar money. But they are throwing around rates and dates as usual. Just like the puppet retards following them, everyone is falling hook line and sinker.

I’m happy to say – I have been laughing at their new reason for pumping. It appears that this is linked to the Triple-A downgrade. It was linked to France, then to the Debt Ceiling, Okie’s nutsack at one time and now there is something new to make up. I’m laughing my balls off just thinking about all the retards running to dinarbanker buying reserves. You people are fucking stupid! Haven’t you seen Okie’s RV meter stuck on 92% for months? Hasn’t Dan and Tony’s bullshit got old yet?

Well here are a few comments for you to read and hopefully roll your eyes and laugh:

 

8-9-2011  Guru Delta   FROM IRAQI TV : LIFTING 3 ZERO FROM THE VALUE OF IRAQI DINAR.   THE RATE WILL BE AT $.85.  THEY SAID IT IS DONE THEY ARE WAITING FOR THE ANNOUNCEMENT FROM CBI

8-8-2011  Guru TonyTNT   We are still on track, we are on once again, had phone calls from boots on the ground saying coins are here.  It’s happening tonight – tomorrow morning.  15% tax rate has been agreed upon but we haven’t seen any documents on it and the rate I am hearing the rate is $5.25 pegged to the GBP, $8.40 USD
8-8-2011 OKIE_OIL_MAN   I KNOW CLOSE ONLY COUNTS IN HORSE SHOES AND HAND GRENADES—BUT YOU CAN NOW INCLUDE R/V INTO THAT EQUATION

8-8-2011  Guru Checkmate (via tony)  Got a call, said it might be tonight, things are hapening tonight.  Look for The RV between 7:00 a.m. and 12 noon tomorrow, Iraqi time.  There’s additional info, but I can’t tell you.

I especially love Checkmate and Tony’s comments. They are such fucking scam artists if I’ve ever seen em!

Where is TheRealMod?

Im wondering where our RealMod has disappeared to. Anyone heard anything? I hope he is OK and still drinking the punch. I’m missing the daily rants on Pepper Dan, Okie, and Tony the Douchebag.

Thank you Checkmate

Dan, Check, Pepper Dan…whatever we call you these days. You are proving us all correct!

The definition of a lunatic, per Wikipedia is this:

Lunatic” is a commonly used term for a person who is mentally ill, dangerous, foolish, unpredictable; a condition once called lunacy.

THIS IS ABSOLUTE LUNACY!!!! Now as I remember, Ice Man saying to Maverick…..he didn’t like you because you’re dangerous. Guess what?? Maverick knows he’s dangerous.
BUT does Pepper Dan? He’s dangerous in a “mentally ill, dangerous, foolish, and unpredictable way” – oh and he’s also retarded!

You are a real piece of dog shit. Not the one that comes out of the anus nice and smooth ready to pick up with your common poop bag or wal-mart sack. I’m talking the shit that comes out like spray paint. You can only hope to smear that shit around in the grass and hope no one sees it.

Checkmate…you’re scum of the fucking earth! Please disappear like you say you will. Please please please! maybe we will be happy then. Okay so here it is down below – enjoy!

7-21-2011 Guru Checkmate Enough is enough…I don’t want to associate myself with the dinar world anymore…my only communication will be from behind a locked door…we are so close you will only have to pay for one or two month before this thing RV’s…

14.95 Gets You A Bullshit Bedtime Story

This was posted on PTR

–Emailed to me from PTR live call Toney states that revalue tonight with a rate of $4.40 07/18/2011

[Epson78] [debtarheelgirl] OOOOOOOOO MY WORD I am listening live to PTR call – Tony states that – our evening is their morning verification that all the banks did have the revalue dinar rate of $4.40 on their doors has been like that for the last two days… This is the night we wake up to a rate, its out in CBI at $4.40 and being loaded to FOREX and CBI to show tomorrow morning – Stay positive as its here – the day isn’t over – when CBI updates we may be down to last 6 hours of this RV appearing….and he says the $4.40 rate is to the GBP is $7.04 WOOO JESUS He says this is really it folks!!!
[Epson78] i didn’t transcribe it so it’s ok i stole somoen else trasncription

I’m seeing potential for us here guys. The PTR retards just want “story time” and the more fantastical the better. I think they all put their PJs on, crawl into their crib, insert thumb in mouth and listen to Big Daddy Tony or Papa Dan to tell them a bedtime story. What the fuck is wrong with these amnesiacs? They’re like retarded toddlers wanting to hear the same fucking shit over and over again. Holy Mary, mother of god! I can’t take it!

Checkmate is such a douche

So I was checking around the rumor mill for some news to laugh about when I stumbled onto a post that made me literally laugh out loud.

It puts a whole new perspective on the word hypocrisy. Just to offer a flavor of his ridiculousness here is the post I saw:

“7-18-2011 Guru Checkmate I hope this is a day to remember…5 total confirmations that this is done…celebrating in Iraq…[but] $5.25 BGP is a stupid number that makes me very suspicious…How many times have we heard this is done/over?  We don’t want to be the team that is always calling the RV and it doesn’t happen…I’m waiting to get confirmation from bank people out east…”

As I read his quote “We don’t want to be the team that is always calling the RV and it doesn’t happen” I fucking laugh my ass off. Listen checkmate you worthless wannabe,, YOU ARE THAT TEAM! You are the definition of calling an RV and it not happening.

I love how you’ve back-pedaled the last few weeks. Maybe our site got to you! Dan…what will you say next week when nothing happens?

What will you say next month when nothing happens?

I’m going to start documenting your bullshit so we can make a “best of,” Dan the Dumbass! Coming to a blogspot near you