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Okie has Alzheimer’s

by on May 26, 2011

NEWSFLASH PEOPLE: We have a special news bulletin…….Okie has Alzheimers!!! He’s officially said it’s done 3,532 times and that is counting today’s new post from him.  I’m going to copy it below, but before I do I want to mention a few important pieces of information. Okie is delusional…he’s old as fuck….he’s dumb as fuck….and more importantly the guy forgets what he is saying. I almost feel bad for the dumb old man. He’s called more wrong RV’s than that crazy Religious fuck calling the end of days. He’s a dumb delusional crippled to the mind old man with one testicle and shit for brains!

IS RUSSTY STILL IN THE NAVY????

Here it is: enjoy!

“THIS APPEARS TO BE A WONDERFUL WEEK ACCORDING TO SOURCES. I AM SURE OF  THE R/V
PREVIOUS TO THE JUST NOW LEARNED DEADLINE OF THE IMF OF BEING  JUNE 7. THIS IS
THE OUTSIDE WORST CASE SCENARIO JUST NOW LEARNED. THE  RATE IS CONSISTENT OF
WHAT I STATED FOR OVER 2 WEEK’S NOW. THE DELAY HAS  BEEN POLITICALLY MOTIVATED
BUT WAS SOLVED AND AGREED UPON JUST TODAY.  [OKIE_OIL_MAN] HEY
DUSTY–MINISTERIAL FINANCE MEMBERS FROM SEVERAL  COUNTRIES MET TODAY IN LONDON
AFTER OBAMA SPEECH AND IRONED OUT THE  DETAILS OF THE TRAP LAID FOR THE
INSURGENTS TO MONITOR WHO HAS THE DINAR  AND TO KEEP IT OUT OF THEIR HANDS.

M [OKIE_OIL_MAN] I AM VERY COMFORTABLE WITH THE TIME TABLE PROPOSED TODAY—GET
READY FOLK’S–THE BEST IS YET TO COME

[OKIE_OIL_MAN] THIS ALL OCCURRED A WEEK AGO LAST THURSDAY JUST LIKE I
REPORTED–A POLITICAL TRAP HAS BEEN IN EFFECT AND IS NOW IN EFFECT.

OKIE_OIL_MAN] JUST WATCH HOW THINGS PLAY OUT AND YOU WILL UNDERSTAND (HOPEFULLY)

OF WHAT I JUST POSTED

M [OKIE_OIL_MAN] THEY HAVE HAD TO DIFFERENTIATE BETWEEN THE BOYS WEARING THE
WHITE HATS AND THE GUY’S WEARING THE BLACK HAT’

OKIE_OIL_MAN] OK SIMPLE EXPLANATION—-YOU DON’T FUND TERRORIST
ORGANIZATIONS–YOU FIRST MONITOR THEM THEN YOU CUT OFF THEIR FUNDING (AS  WELL
AS OTHER IMPORTANT BODY PARTS)

M [OKIE_OIL_MAN] LION–REMEMBER MY WORDING–POLITICAL TRAP??
[OKIE_OIL_MAN] THE WOLVES IN SHEEP’S CLOTHING WAS ALL EXPOSED TODAY AND REMEDY
WAS ADMINISTERED

M [OKIE_OIL_MAN] DO NOT HANG YOUR HAT ON THE VND—AT LEAST NOT NOW M
[OKIE_OIL_MAN] ELAINE–CHINA HOLDS THAT KEY [OKIE_OIL_MAN] LAURIEH–THE RIDE IS
SLOWING DOWN GETTING READY TO STOP [OKIE_OIL_MAN] THIS RIDE WAS SCHEDULED TO
STOP OVER 2 WEEK’S AGO BUT THE INVESTIGATION OF CERTAIN WELL PLACED INDIVIDUALS
WERE NOT COMPLETE  UNTIL TODAY

[OKIE_OIL_MAN] FLYBOY-INTEL IS MOST POSITIVE TONIGHT [12:37:45 AM]
[OKIE_OIL_MAN] TOMORROW FLYBOY–SITTING HERE WITH ONE EYE PROPPED OPEN  TO
REPORT LATEST [12:48:19 AM: [bamatom] Heard on Fox they are flying  some
paperwork to Europe tonight for Obama to sign some law expires at  midnight?
( this is the 4 year extension of the Patriot Act ) OKIE_OIL_MAN] YES
BAMATOM–THAT IS CRITICAL PART OF THIS SCENARIO–NOT  SUPPOSED TO BE MADE PUBLIC

YET—-YOU SMART OLE GUY [12:50:38 AM]  [OKIE_OIL_MAN] MANY PALLETS WERE
RECOVERED TODAY IN TRANSIT [12:51:23  AM] OKIE_OIL_MAN] HEY—TODAY IS A GREAT
DAY–ALL THAT NEEDED TO BE DONE  HAS BEEN ACCOMPLISHED TODAY AND WE ARE GOING TO

BE A SAFER WORLD  BECAUSE OF INTERPOL [12:52:02 AM] [OKIE_OIL_MAN] ISRAEL MASSAD

AND  INTERPOL EARNED THEIR SALARY TODAY [OKIE_OIL_MAN] GO TO BED AND REST  EASY
TONIGHT—REMEMBER YOUR AIR FORCE AND NAVY IS AWAKE [OKIE_OIL_MAN]  THE NAVY
GETS THE GRAVY–THE ARMY GET’S THE BEAN’S– THE AIR FORCE GET’S  THE
APPROPRIATIONS “

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41 Comments
  1. notfindingjesus permalink

    Okie is wrong every single stinking time. I am so sick of these predictions. What is the ships at sea stuff? Does anyone even understand his rambling?

  2. anonymous permalink

    tru tru this is a funny site. u peeps hold nothing back lol

  3. outofoffice permalink

    okie even sounds like he is 100 years old!

  4. graphix permalink

    Okie sounds like Randy Travis. His voice is so low that RichQueen gets off from the bass vibration it causes.

    He clearly can’t remember a fucking thing he has said. And enough with the caps and shouting. Dumb old fuck! Between the bad spelling, cap locks, and retarded nature of these nitwits I want to explode.

    • ha ha ha! Okie always uses caps lock, and that drives me up the fucking wall too! Can he die already? Of course from old age. He’s gotta be pushing 100. Plus Alzheimers to go along with old age!

  5. B-O-L-O-G-N-A permalink

    LMFAO! “IS RUSSTY STILL IN THE NAVY????”

    “They want you to say grace! Grace! she past away 20 years ago….. THE B-L-E-S-S-S-I-N-G!”

  6. Anonymous permalink

    Everyone copy and paste this Blog page in PTR & Planet Dinar’s chatroom. Tell everyone it’s new top secret squirrel intel that they don’t want to miss! LOL!

    • that would be fucking killer! I no longer have a username that can access the site, so it will be to be someone else! haha fucking cock suckers won’t let me back. BUT I don’t give a fuck….I don’t want to be back

      • graphix permalink

        I can only get on from one (of 3) computers. I did copy and paste a link back to this site and they must’ve blown a nad, cause now I get some crazy message saying “you’re not allowed to visit Jim Jones Forum, we’ve moved to Guyana”

  7. Angel of Death permalink

    Everyone copy & paste this blog link to PTR & PD’s chatroom! Tell everyone its new top secret squirrel intel that they don’t want to miss.LOL! God, I hope Rich Queen and Okie read this blog!! Trailer trash assholes!

  8. Mr. Finkersnickle permalink

    I agree. Okie is out there, he’s a bit of a clown. I also believe few people actually take him serious.

    The Guru that concerns me is SteveI a PD. The strange cult-like following this man enjoys is quite disturbing to me. What’s even more disturbing is his excessive playing of the Jesus card.

    • Well that’s what happens when people starting drinkingthepunch (no pun intended). It starts with Jesus and then the next thing you know you’re getting banged in the butt by David Koresh in Waco! SteveI is a total fuck job, most likely a Crazy Southern Baptist from Arkansas who seeks out those who are dumber than him. Which is a very small percentage of the population!

    • graphix permalink

      They use Jesus so people will think “Oh, he’s a man of God and a man of God would never lie to me” and they quote revelations like it was written for the RV. According to Rev 1: 3-16 …and theyeth sayeth unto the lord…Babylon will rise again and sayeth the other guy who sayeth that the prophet Stevel formerly known as Saul will rise from the ashes and revalue the dinar on the 12th hour of the lunar cycle or Rich Queen’s menstrual cycle for 2 rupees and 40 rubels and twelve tribes will sacrifice Okie at the altar of Abraham son of Check and father of Tony Ezekial. They will decapitate the asp and the Rich Queen will be fertile once more….”

      WTF!

    • headchopper permalink

      Absolutely!!! He officially has a cult! No opinions other than his will be tolerated! These fuckers are faithful that’s for sure!!!
      It is hilarious to watch the ass kissing commence the instant he posts something!!
      He could post: “My shit tastes like ice cream!” and these fuckers would gobble it up by the gallon! It’s fucking crazy!!

      • graphix permalink

        Friends,
        The Blessing is upon us.
        Blessings,
        Stevel

        What a fucking kook!

        • Mr. Finkersnickle permalink

          Friends,
          The Blessing is upon us.
          Blessings,
          Stevel

          That’s the kind of crap I am talking about. Wolf in a fucking sheep suit carrying a bulging money bag!

          • headchopper permalink

            Be patient and let it come to you!!
            Meanwhile, I’ll be waiting on and island in Figi, counting my Dinar Trade commissions!

            Blessings,
            Steve

            • Sad but probably fucking true! These jizz buckets probably make a % of every person that puts in their code. FUCK… it could be 1k a day for all we know!!!

  9. dynastyFL permalink

    I have been a member of all those sites but none of them are as funny as this one. Y’all are border line nuts. It is hard to find this site but I was on twitter and looked for Iraqi Dinar news. LOL!

    • graphix permalink

      dynasty…I think it’s a good way to release the frustration. I’m sure if anyone gets any real info, it will be shared as well. They have nothing on those other sites except an excessive amount of emoticons.

  10. sickoftheshit permalink

    you should watch those fucktards drooling over okies ball sack………its comical to debate the cockhammers, some dochebag was spewing okie spooge all over PTR,about how smart okie was,………..then someone asked……………..HAVE YOU CASHED OUT YET BECAUSE okie says ITS DONE !!!!!!!!!!!! THAT CUMGUZZLER COULDNT ANSWER THAT…………….these fucking people make me hurl…………… you know i used to try to educate these fucktards and tell them there gettin assfucked by the gurus, but not anymore…………………fuck em there to fuckin stupid for me to give a shit……………………………………..peace bitches

    • Mr. Finkersnickle permalink

      You can’t debate a rock!! And the all of the Guru shoe shiners have an IQ at least 15 points lower than that rock.

      In fact, a basketball is sharper than that lot!

      • Mr. Finkersnickle permalink

        I’m just fucking pissed of today!! I can handle many, many things but I can’t handle a steady and unending flow of STUPID!!

        FUCK!!!!!!

  11. I love the “go to bed and rest easy,” concept in so many of these short-busser’s RV guarantees. They literally are telling bedtime fables to people with toddler IQs.

  12. sickoftheshit permalink

    RICH QUEEN COULD PROBALY SELL HER DOUCHE WATER TO THESE SPIDER MONKEYS……..

  13. sickoftheshit permalink

    YOU FUCKERS WANT INTEL………………….WELL HERE IT IS…………………..THERE WILL NOT BE A RV!!!!!!!! THOSE CAMEL FUCKIN ,WIFE BEATIN,CHILD MOLESTIN ,DESERT RATS, ARE SAVING THERE MONEY TO BLOW US TO FUCKING BITS…………………………

    • graphix permalink

      As long as those cave dwellers continue to use the female head for target practice at the local village rock tossing tournament, we’re fucked!

      • headchopper permalink

        Somtimes, I think a Dictaor is the best thing for those fucking sand rats! They are completely incapable of making a decision. Maybe Saddam was in power for so fucking long that generations didn’t have to think for themselves, so now that he’s gone, and they are left with making the decisions, they don’t fucking know how!!!

      • Men also hold hands over there! And not in a San Francisco kind of way. WEIRD!

        • headchopper permalink

          Kinda like you and your Midgets, sicko!!!

          Just fuckin with ya buddy!!

  14. headchopper permalink

    Hey guys! I’ve been trying to call into Dont Drink the Punch the conference call!

    Does anyone have the access code?

    Can someone post the notes from the call?

    • graphix permalink

      or a bridge line, does anyone have a bridge line? If not can you transcribe it in the chat pleeeeeeeeeeeease? (o)(o)

      • Here I’ll summarize the call since you all missed it.

        My uncles cousins grand kid from Vietnam was in the trenches and smelled the napalm on Poppy2’s vag-hole. That vag-hole had been pounded by the entire Government of Iraq, and while they were pile driving her they were talking about imminent RV. They all agreed with SteveI and said it would be May 27th or worst case in May!

  15. outofoffice permalink

    LOL! If everyone begs long enough they will have to set up a call. Maybe they can talk about hot dogs.

  16. sanjoy permalink

    ??????? I am so confused

    • Are you retarded!? Is this Okie himself on our site? Welcome to the site Okie you old stupid fuck!

  17. celtic blonde permalink

    whats to be confused about? it is pretty obvious that the admin who wrote this is making fun of okie and his old age and senile type of rubbish that comes out of his mouth. it is pretty obvious i think

  18. sanjoy permalink

    This is not okie and I was just confused what his post even meant. Does anyone understand it?

  19. Anonymous permalink

    graphix – dynasty…I think it’s a good way to release the frustration. I’m sure if anyone gets any real info, it will be shared as well. They have nothing on those other sites except an excessive amount of emoticons.

    Hey graphix,

    Don’t forget the douche-bag that types: GGGGGGGGGGGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVV all over the chatrooms! LMAO!

  20. sickoftheshit permalink

    I SAY WE CALMLY AND COURTIOUSLY INVITE SOME OF THE BIBLE THUMPING SHEEPLE FROM THE OTHER SITE TO COME HEAR AND DISSCUS OR FAVORITE CHARITYS………………………………AND THEN BASH THE FUCK OUT OF THEM…………

  21. Ha ha I’m in! We can have a conference call to discuss the shaft size of SteveI and the Wizzard sleeve of Pooopie2. Apparently Poopie1 died of the butt flu

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