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Conference Call tonight dial 867-5309

by on May 26, 2011

Hey everyone we are holding a conference call tonight. Please dial into 867-5309 and ask for Jenny. She will be able to provide all intel on the dinar. She’s a real dirty whore and has a filthy mouth but she has answers. To make a very long story short…..Jenny is Dan’s ex-wifes next door neighbors niece, who went to school with his sisters brothers ex fiance that met her in Law school at NYU. After her ex nephews golden retriever shit out a bunch of corn, she knew the Revalue was ready and Obama and the US had to flip the switch. As soon as the bell strikes 3 the banks will open and everyone should quit their jobs, run to the bank and cash in. It’s 110% done done done. Oh and RichQueen will be handing out free blowies!

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25 Comments
  1. jester permalink

    That is hilarious. how did you think of all that? I thought about dialing in until I said that number in my head a few times and realized this is a song.

  2. corey permalink

    You would be kicked off those other forums immediately if you posted something like that. I wish I was that creative. My husband would laugh at this blog.

  3. sickoftheshit permalink

    jenny ,jenny who can i turn to…..fuckin priceless

  4. notfindingjesus permalink

    Saw a post on twitter about Dinar and came here & this is the 1st post I read. RichQueen would be furious if she saw this and most likely start some sort of revolt.

    • sickoftheshit permalink

      WOULD THAT BE BEFORE OR AFTER WE GET OUR FREE BLOWIE?

  5. jester permalink

    RichQueen would have to be furious. Can we bring her over to witness this?

  6. Mother fucker I am laughing hard at the day! I am done for the night. Ready to have dreams about RichQueen blowing my shit and me waiting for the clock to strike 3. By the way people….the new intel is next Monday, latest Thursday. NO FUCKING JOKE! hahahha

  7. fellows80 permalink

    this is like a Dinar bashing frat house

  8. sickoftheshit permalink

    rich queen is probaly some trailer park scank with 16 screaming kids that her brother fatherd , smokin 6 packs of pall malls aday,sellin crack out the window of a 1967 winnebago …………..just sayin…..peace

  9. graphix permalink

    Rich Queen sounds like a dumb fuck! On the conference calls she promotes her appearances as a back up singer for some random band that never made it. I’ll bet all my dinars she only has three teeth, a tattoo of a nightmare on her back, track marks on her arms, and fingernails that have beads and glitter on them. How could this scrag have any intel?

  10. Dinarman permalink

    Lol! I am commenting solely because I hate Richqueen. The only back up singing she has done is in her basement

    • graphix permalink

      I picture her to look like the serial killer in Silence of the Lambs, singing in her dank, dark basement using a curling iron as a microphone.

  11. graphix permalink

    5-25-2011 Guru TonyTNT A call came in this morning from an ABC guy (you know what that means)he spoke with a treasury person and the guy said ‘everything you said on the call Monday night was right on…

    –So is he referring to someone from Sesame Street when he says ABC? Or is it some dumb fuck intern that works in a back office at ABC? And news flash Tony (you dumb ass mofo…nothing you said was ever “right on” dipshit. Why don’t you take your own head and jam it up Dan’s dingleberry littered asshole!

    5-25-2011 Guru Checkmate We are as close as we can be without being there…It was as quiet over in Iraq today [yesterday] as it was over here…I don’t believe people have cashed out already because it just doesn’t make sense to me…I absolutely believe it could happen tonight this week or even today or anytime…

    –Dan, nothing makes sense to you because you are a retarded chimp. Hey Dan how do you spell F.B.I.?

  12. sickoftheshit permalink

    these motherfuckers kill me……… fuck ..one minute its in the system,gettin activated,we have verified one of our friends cashed out ,monday,no later than tuesday,waiting on BIS to sync all computers…bla…bla…bla…….. i got a idea …………..SPIT THE COCK OUT OF YOUR FUCKING PIE HOLE YOU FUCKWAGON AND TELL THE TRUTH………….you all are a bunch of failed MLM scam artist……………………….SO FUCK OFF………..peace

  13. fellows80 permalink

    They really have no idea what they are talking about

  14. B-O-L-O-G-N-A permalink

    LMFAO! More! More!

  15. headchopper permalink

    What about that Dan fucker? The picture of that guy scream pedofile. With his 50’s flat-top and porn stache. WTF??? All he needs is a pair of 90’s Oakley sunglasses, and he’d be ready for Star Search!!!

    • headchopper permalink

      Nothing about that fucker says “Successful”

    • graphix permalink

      he’s a definitely a kiddie twiddler. Scary, ugly-ass mofo!

    • I would not put it past this creepy fuck! He probably smokes Winstons and hangs out at local parks in a white van with no windows!

  16. headchopper permalink

    Hey guys! The Conference call # isn’t working!!!!

    Can someone please please please take notes?

  17. sickoftheshit permalink

    CONF CALL
    NOTES

    STEVEI: OKIE,YOU GOT OUR FUCKIN PLANE READY? ITS 3.22

    OKIE: YEAH, WHERE WE GOING? NUFF SAID I WILL BE THERE AT 5.47

    TERRYK: GUYS, I CAN’T BE THERE TIL 7.20

    SIT ON HANDS
    SIT ON HANDS

    RICHQUEEN: COME ON GUYS-CAN’T WE MILK THESE DUMBFUCKS A NOTHER COUPLE OF WEEKS? LETS WAIT UNTIL MONDAY AND LEAVE TUESDAY

    CHECKMATE: STEVEI-I DID NOT MOLEST THOSE KIDS

    STEVEI: I KNOW CHECKMATE-I JUST WANTED YOU OFF MY FUCKIN WEBSITE-BLESSINGS

    SIT ON HANDS
    STOP TYPING

    STEVEI-I AM TOO BLESSED TO BE STRESSED-PLUS I WILL BEAT YOUR FUCKING BRAINS OUT WITH MY BIBLE IF YOU DON’T STOP TYPING

    DAN: HEY GUYS-DON’T FORGET US LOWLIFES

    TONY: WHO ARE YOU CALLING A FUCKING LOW LIFE? OH YEAH…OUR SECRET!

    NIPPLESNURSE:AM I GOING TO GET GANG FUCKED AGAIN? WHERE IS MY BROOM?

    SHUT THE FUCK UP
    SIT ON HANDS

    TERRYK: GOT SOME INTEL…ALI SAYS IF WE WILL STAY ONE MORE WEEKEND-HE WILL DOUBLE OUR PAY!!!

    OKIE: NUFF SAID!

    STEVEI: I HAVE A SMALL REVOLT ON MY HANDS-I THINK ITS TIME TO GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE!

    OKIE: YOU PUSSY! I HAVE BEEN DOING THIS SHIT FOR YEARS! THESE FUCKING ASSCLOWNS WILL BELIEVE ANYTHING!

    TONY: WE CAN JUST SAY THAT WE HAVE A FRIEND WHO CASHED IN ALREADY-THEY EAT THAT SHIT UP!

    CHECKMATE: I SWEAR I DIDN’T MOLEST THOSE KIDS!

    SIT ON HANDS
    SIT ON HANDS

    TERRYK: WHATS THE RATE GOING TO BE THIS WEEK TEAM?

    STEVEI: 3.22-BLESSINGS

    OKIE: STEVEI-YOU ARE SUCH A FUCKING ROOKIE! 5.20-

    TERRYK: WE REALLY HAVEN’T PUSHED THE 7.00 RANGE-LETS GIVE THAT A TRY

    STEVEI: I GUESS I CAN GIVE ONE MORE SERMON TO MY SHEEPLE-

    DAN: MAN, I AM READY TO GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE AND GO TO THE STRIP CLUB!

    TONY: RICHQUEEN-HOW MUCH FOR A LAP DANCE?

    RICHQUEEN: ALL OF THE MONEY I HAVE MADE OFF OF THESE FUCKTARDS-AND YOU WANT TO PAY ME FOR A LAP DANCE?

    CHECKMATE: I MADE A KILLING OFF THESE FUCKING POST RV EVENTS!

    STEVEI: FUCK YOU-YOU OWE ME HALF MOTHER FUCKER! BLESSINGS

    SIT ON HANDS
    SHUT THE FUCK UP

    LOOK INTO MY EYES…YOU ARE GETTING SLEEPY…GOOOO RVVVVV

    OKIE: FUCK IT! I SAY WE JUST RETIRE TO OUR LITTLE FUCK SHACK IN THE BAHAMAS…I AM TIRED OF THIS SHIT…NUFF SAID!

    STEVEI: AMEN BROTHER!

    TERRYK: FUCKIN A

    DAN: SWEET

    TONY: FUCK EM ALL

    RICHQUEEN: I DID!

    CHECKMATE: I DIDN’T…THOSE KIDS LIED!

    NIPPLENURSE: CAN I COME PLEASE????

    PEACE MOTHER FUCKERS!!!!

    • M-Dogg permalink

      @ sickoftheshit

      That is the most hilarious thing I have read in a long time!!! Dude you are super creative, you should write a book.

      This has got to be the realest Dinar site in the whole world.

      • M-Dogg permalink

        The funniest part:

        “OKIE: FUCK IT! I SAY WE JUST RETIRE TO OUR LITTLE FUCK SHACK IN THE BAHAMAS…I AM TIRED OF THIS SHIT…NUFF SAID!

        STEVEI: AMEN BROTHER!

        TERRYK: FUCKIN A

        DAN: SWEET

        TONY: FUCK EM ALL

        RICHQUEEN: I DID!

        CHECKMATE: I DIDN’T…THOSE KIDS LIED!

        NIPPLENURSE: CAN I COME PLEASE????”

        Ha, ha, ha ha!!!

  18. graphix permalink

    OMG! I am speechless. LOLOLOLOLOL!

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