Must Repost

This is so good…I must re-post it! Thanks graphix!

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OK, I’m going line by line with this one.

…..“Dr.’s – Holiday RV prediction!….I think douche bag Dan means doctors prescription. Doctors don’t predict they prescribe.

…”I just had a short minute, wanted to stop in and let you here the RV news…”
Dan, is there such a thing as a long minute? This sentence was assembled by Helen Keller.

…”Nothing has really changed, everyone is still saying in the next day or so,…..BLA, BLA, BLA,…… ”
Actually everyone is saying blah, blah, blah to you mother fucker!

…”We are still waiting on the delivery, the Doctor says we are very close”
Dr. said earlier today that she is dilated 7 centimeters, the water has broken and this baby is about to start SCREAM-EN!!”
– OK, now the RV is his baby and it’s crowning and will be screaming soon. The word is screaming Dan, not scream-en. What the fuck does scream-en mean?

…”Word from the WISE!”
-The saying is word to the wise…word TO the wise. Get it dog face? And sorry Dan the only thing wise about you is the bag of greasy chips with your $5 dollar foot long sandwich from the local gas station.

…”Enjoy your night of piece and pray It’s one of your last as it is going to be CRAZY when this is over!”
-OK, there’s a lot wrong with this sentence… “pray it’s one of your last”…last what, dick head? Last night alive? Last night we have to read your grammar abortions? What? And…”night of piece” as in what? Piece of ass? You are as dumb as a piece of hot and steamy dog shit.

CheckMate,…. ”
AKA CellMate