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Dolphin Lady

by on June 21, 2011

She’s straight up dumber than Flipper! If I was taking a final exam in college tomorrow, and I couldn’t make it but had to have someone take the test for me; I would choose an actual Dolphin from the Ocean over DOLPHINLADY!

For some strange reason I’ve left this tard out of many posts. She’s like that annoying girlfriend that has to throw in her 2 cents.

“Dan said this” or “Tony said it would happen only if”

DolphinLady……swim back down the Tennessee River to your mountain-side trailer! Light up the crack pipe and continue selling meth. You have no clue what you’re talking about, and the continuous attempts to validate your “Intel” is obvious and often incoherent.

I apologize to the people of Dontdrinkthepunch for not pointing out your stupidity earlier. Do us all a favor and stick a plug in your blowhole!

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18 Comments
  1. sickoftheshit permalink

    these cockgobblers will never stop………………..i laugh at these fucks everyday.

  2. graphix permalink

    My thoughts are that Dolphin Lady is the offspring of a stoned beach bum and Flipper. Some dumb ass surfer dude stuck his mast pole into a fish one night after a bender and voila…12 months later (that’s right, dolphins are pregs for 12 months) a fucked up, shiny, grey, half human-half dolphin was born. She can swim like a mother fucker, but her vocabulary is limited to high pitched clicks and whistles…which is why she is theee most annoying fuck out there in Dinarland.

    I think Dan may be banging her in that port hole she sports on the top of her head. It’s definitely a mercy bang because Dan knows full well what it’s like to be half dog-half human. His mother was a french bulldog and his old man a trailer dweller from Appalachia. Check out Dan’s mugshot on PTR. You can’t get any uglier without a license.

    Dolphin Lady may be smart in the ocean, she may be able to balance on her tail and skip effortlessly over the water, or jump through hula hoops, but I’d never take advice from a mammal on currency or global economics. Sorry Dolphin Babe, but it’s time you go back to the Keys and make your money by dragging douchey kids around in a pool by your dorsal fin for 5 bucks a ride. No one is interested in what you have to say, OK, Flipper?

    • mother fucker graphix! that is some solid intel you have on this dolphin whore. She is definitely one of THE dumbest mammals on the earth. My guess is that she’s been stripped of all play time by the local aquarium fucks. They’ve let her jump through one too many hoops and now the poor dirty vag-hole is looking to stir up a new coop.

      That’s the only intel I’ve been able to get, and it came from Okie and Blaino

  3. graphix permalink

    Let’s not forget Mrs. Orlando and Grip’s Wife. What kind of dumb broad would go along with being known as some asshole’s wife? Especially nowadays. What year was that douche bag born?

    I also believe that Mrs. Orlando is/was married to the famous Tony Orlando from the powerhouse, one-hit-wonder, 70s musical group known as “Tony Orlando and Dawn”. God help us! This is the shit that is forecasting the economic future of a country they can’t even spell correctly.

    I want to slap myself silly for even listening to these Sesame Street characters.

    • Hey graphix stop disrespecting Grip’s wife! She should be in the the kitchen right now baking cookies and preparing for dinner. Don’t let Grips Wife be distracted by anything! We have food to eat and she’s gonna have dishes to clean

  4. I just posted this on Twitter with about 5 hash tags. Let’s see if anyone wants to join the party!

  5. Randi68 permalink

    now this is getting good again

  6. sickoftheshit permalink

    graphix, ive been a little busy, but not to busy to troll those fucking retard websites and listen to the cockgobblers begging STEVE,TONY ,DAN,OKIE ECT…. FOR SOME MORE GURU CUM.. i really cant believe there are that many fucking RETARDS in this world. i wish i knew a way to take these FUCKS down……peace

    • ha ha! love the word cockgobblers especially as it suits these degenerates much to well! it’s 4:15 est….time to start pumping off dan and tony for terrible intel. Dan/Tony will you please have a call. Have a call and tell us the wrong intel for the 697th time. PLEASE!!!! get a fucking clue you hopeless fucks. get a job! stop depending on the dinar to get you out of your 48k mortgage. If you have a double wide then, 57k mortgage.

  7. dynastyFL permalink

    Better yet lets figure out a way to have them pay us money like they do to the mods

  8. sickoftheshit permalink

    now they are saying there was a live newscast saying that iraq would revalue by the end of the month………..but of course not one fucking shred of evidence.. to back it up.. but those FUCKING SHEEPLE are believing every word of that shit. man i hope none of those retards can reproduce………..peace my bitches

  9. Fuckedup permalink

    This post was downright comedy. Thank you all for the funny posts

  10. Dinar4life permalink

    Great post & some serious laughs on this site. Does anyone think this investment has a legitimate shot of RVing this month?

    • graphix permalink

      I’m injecting Hopium into my veins until June 30th. I have to find the PDF from the UN (I think) stating all kinds of deadlines and shit for Iraq. Everything states June 30th. It goes into some sort of 5 year plan, the end being June 30th. If we go into July I’ll put the shit in a box and move on.

  11. M-Dogg permalink

    Have any of you guys heard some of PTR’s latest conference calls? One thing I noticed is that Dan and Tony are both giving little “hints” and “clues” of their criminal tactics. If you listen really close to how they talk you can hear that shit clearly! They were actually talking about scammers in the MLM industry and laughing about that shit!!! I was like what? These Sheeple are not even paying attention to what they are saying!

    I thought I was going crazy at first but I guess that’s a symptom of seeing the light of reality. Great scam artists are so bold, heartless and clever that they will even tell you in your face that they are robbing you, but you won’t even see it coming!

    • I’m sad I never replied to this. It’s obvious they have a behind the scenes plan, and none of these people realize it. It’s sad because now Dan is backing up, Tony is the overconfident one and they are using the same tactics they’ve used in MLM to scam more people. Really is a fucking sham!

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