Poopie2 is a man!
So tonight I decided to listen to a conference call which was forwarded to me. Poppy2/Poopie2 is not a dirty whore like I thought it was, it was a guy!!
He’s the biggest redneck white trash dipshit I have ever heard! He’s giving all sorts of “Intel” in his southern inbred accent. It sounds likes Talladega Nights on this bitch!
The shit is just plain comedy! You must call into this conference call and hear how phony and ridiculous these calls are.
My uncle’s cousins gerbils roommate from childhood was told the back screens are flashing and zero’d out. It sounds like a couple of truckers decided to pull over for a handy and a shower at the local Exxon but instead decided to do a conference call for the rest of the Tennessee hill people. If any of these people actually have more than a middle school education I would be greatly surprised.
Poppy2 I’m sorry I called you a bitch, but I am sooooo glad to hear you are so white trash. I’m taking a shot of Admiral Nelson in your memory you fucking white trash, truck-drivin’, no teeth having, inbred born, meth selling, sister fucking piece of shit.
Oh and when they do these conference calls….why in the fuck do they call everyone by their screen names? What is this Top Gun? Is Maverick plowing you in the shower Poppy2? Did Iceman bang Poppy1???
dontdrinkthepunch 
ouch! poppy2 would be crushed
poppy2 is a douche!
My intel/profile of Poppy.
I think Poppy2 has a huge (I mean he hasn’t seen his wank in years) beer gut, he wears wrangler jeans with American flag striped suspenders, he sports a black t-shirt that has an airbrushed eagle and coyote howling at an American flag. His nose resembles the surface of the moon, and the rest of his face is ruddy and shiny. He has approximately 6 teeth which look like stained wood chips. His eyebrows look like white caterpillars creeping across his forehead and he wears a NASCAR hat that has more engine grease on it than the local oil change place has in it’s pit.
Poppy drives an old ’71 Ford pick up that has a layer of grime thicker than grime on his ass. Some neighbor kid in his trailer park fingered “WARSH ME PLEEZ” on the back bumper in 1986 and it’s still evident. That asshole kid is now the mayor of his fleabag town. The POS pick up has assorted racial slur bumper stickers on them supporting the Klan, Civil War and other rebel shit. He has a rebel flag duct taped to the inside of his cab and uses it occasionally as a a snot rag and/or a napkin after his daily visits to Denny’s for the Blow-Your-Self-Up, 2.99 breakfast.
The guy’s a fuckin’ hot mess and most of his intel comes from his CB radio that connects him to the underbelly of the trucker world…$5 whores, no showers, nasty fast food, and internet porn.
NUFF SAID!
LOL!!!!
graphix…….thats not poopie…..thats my cousin billy joe in arkansas …..what tha fuck!!! how do you pick out a 13 year old virgin in arkansas…….shes the one with the gay brother !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Wow that is exactly how I pictured him! The only difference is that you were speaking more to his personal life and I was envisioning his life on the road as a trucker! Poppy’s got a couple truck stop whores in the back of his cab just in case the road less traveled becomes lonely. He also brings along his Bloodhound and a Giant sized jar of Peanut Butter when the yellow teethed hookers dont do the job. Poppy’s been known to frequent rest stops and hide in bushes waiting for the right man-whore to pump him off. He’s a real class act this poppy! When he’s not working he’s competing in arm wrestling matches trying to live the dream as Lincoln Hawk. This is the guy people are taking financial advice from! SAD SAD shit people.